Thanksgiving Rap

I got me some turkey and some ham bone too,
A little caul-i-flower on the plate for you.

Some gravy for the mixin’,
Before you go a missin’,
And hide, because the family is crazy…

But you knew that.

There’s stories to be told,
And screaming children to behold.

 There’s laughter and there’s hugs,
And there’s pictures of our mugs…

Because, ain’t we a perdy bunch?

There’s rolling of the eyes,
by irritating guys,
And every year you think, it’ll be to your demise.

We somehow make it through,
Yet another fun-packed year.

So this one’s for you,
Some Thanksgiving Cheer!

  Feel free to rap this over dinner.